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tilted. she leans back and shows you the whole ingredient list. all four of them.

outdoors

alone in the woods. damp moss. no signal. no chaperone.

after dark

2am, city lights. caffeinated and out past curfew. behaving badly, tastefully.

hands on

held firmly. five at once. we're not here to judge anyone's appetite.

group shot

three of them. lemon and agave watching. everybody consented.

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